Sunday, March 29, 2009

Survival Skills I learned in Kindergarten

Or the Holy Trinity of American Living on Al's Planet

Start with-Step One

The Father-- Justification
" I NEED it." "I DESERVE it."  "I fucking WANT it."

If that doesn't work- Step Two

The Son-- Rationalization

  " Well if I didn't." "What is it going to hurt?" "Everybody does it."

And finally if all else fails- Step Three

The Holy Ghost--Denial

"Whatever." "Fuck it." "That wasn't me."