“I mean who really likes clowns? At best we tolerate them.” - P. Alice
What The fuck? Why would anyone want to be a clown? Really, I mean Seriously.
What kind of freak wants to be a clown?
John Wayne Gacey, that’s who.
How does a person arrive at a place and time in their life that they decide to become a clown?
How does a person arrive at a place and time in their life that they decide to become a clown?
“Well, I’ve already accomplished alcoholism.
I guess I could move on to public masturbation or
hone my skills as a pedophile.
Trifeccta ! I’ll be a clown!”
Hey clown! I can still smell your beer and cigarette soaked lungs breathing all over me. Fucking clown with your laughing face, caked with grease paint hiding all your dirty little secrets.
The only thing worse and lower than a clown on the piece of shit totem poll (not sorry PC’ers) is a pantomime. Why you might ask knowing that clowns are truly putrid?
Because they are physically healthy people who rehearse and practice. At least a clown has made a logical and only natural choice of effortless progression. It takes motivation, effort, practice and physical ability to become a pantomime. But for what? To stand in the street to be starred at by tourist.
I’M PULLING A ROPE, OH NOW ITS PULLING ME…
THE WIND IS BLOWING SOOO HARD…
HELP! I’M SOOO PUZZLED, I’M STUCK IN A BOX!
I really, really don’t get it. It is like being a Blogger
READ ME, HERE ME, FEED ME, NEED ME!
3 comments:
I am ever so grateful neither wand, nor clown held object has penetrated my anal cavity. Only my doctor's finger has gone where neither man nor woman has gone before. Now he was a clown, just not the painted kind. Speaking of chicks and their life callings, I know this one chick that is obsessed with committing phillicio upon my wand. I should get her and your friend together.
I GREATLY share in this hatred of clowns...I wish their genetic lines would cease to exist.
Well take rest in the knowledge of this. Clowns sometimes are removed from the gene pool by acts of their own or others. However, most clowns are not born of other clowns. People like you actually choose to be a clown or society steers them somehow perversely to the decision. Currently you might hate clowns but any moment in the span of the rest of your life you might decide to be one.
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